The Commonwealth of Cursed Apple Of Paradise is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.373 billion Cursed Apple Of Paradiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The strong Cursed Apple Of Paradisean economy, worth 253 trillion applepies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,208 applepies, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cursed Apple Of Paradise's national animal is the Curled Serpent im the Appletree, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cursed Apple Of Paradise is ranked 169,696^th in the world and 6,452^nd in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 264.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.